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SHIPPING JIGGY, THE HOTTEST SUPER COUPLE, SINCE SIGGY...THAT OPERA THING? YOU KNOW!

By Mel Dyer

The Siggy-matching on CBR Community has been vicious!

For a hot minute, before Cheetah was added to the regular cast of Wonder Woman comic, I thought I'd like to see historical geologist Dr. Julia Kapatelis - next to Etta Candy, the Amazing Amazon's most trusted friend in Man's World - join Etta, Col. Steve and mythical dragonslayer of Germanic mythology, Siegfried ("Siggy"), in the book, ..eventually. I felt her age, skills, life experiences and history with Diana might bring a good balance to the narrative. I also thought it would be marvelous, if Siggy was hot for her, since his last real relationship was with a Valkyrie in an opera, ..and he's really, REALLY quite old - thousands of years old, as it would be...

And Doc Julia's a paleontologist. Like...a scientist, who studies really old things? She's also a mature woman, ..older than Donna Troy.

Sure--eventually, Siggy would probably lose her to Ching or Zeus...

But, for a while, ..the Wonder Woman comic would have had a hot, feminist, age-affirmative Helen-Mirren-Prime-Suspecty thing, with Siggy and Dr. Julia. Siggy would have called Julia 'girl', because, to him, she would have been a girl, ..because he's a way old, immortal Asgardian person. For a while, she might have wondered what the hell she was doing with 'Old Spice'.

Siggy and Doc Julia got two 'likes', when I first posted it, on Twitter, a few days ago. It'll NEVER happen, ..but, Jiggy is officially a 'ship'!

Look alive, kangaliers!


Want to KNOW WONDER WOMAN, the way I know Wonder Woman? You've got to get ALL THE WAY down to the... STAR-SPANGLED PANTIES!

Edgar Miraculous 'Mel' Dyer, without his fine, coyote-hatinGoldiweillerKirby (now moved on to that big, coyote-hatin' hate group in the Sky) continues a somewhat bleaker, dogless existence in the Capitol Hill area of Washington, DC. He has been an active member of the Latino Culture Council of the Capitol Area (El Consejo de Cultura Latina – La Zona del Capitolio) and the Kiwanis Club of Capitol Hill.

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